Heaters and engines...

Why are men like heaters or an engine that's always on? I promise I have yet to hear any man tell me that he's cold!! That is truly baffling for me.

Lesson learned: Always bring a jacket because the windows may be opened or rolled down at any time of the day or night.

Submitted by: Rochelle

Dr. Jekyll

What confuses me is when they claim PMS is making them act up... but at work they are still 100% professional.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Androgyny

They confuse me when they take on more feminine qualities.. like being more clean than me.

Submitted by: Desiree

Woman vs. Wild

Someone please explain to me why all women are afraid of bugs????? Was there an R-rated version of "Itsy-Bitsy Spider" that I missed as a kid?

Lesson learned: RAID never has to worry about going out of business.

Unraveling the mystery

I wanted 1-ply. She had to have 2-ply.
I found a good deal on generics. She said only Charmin would do.
I thought the 6-pack would suffice. She wouldn't accept anything less than the super-24.

If it's just going to get flushed, what's the big deal????

Lesson learned: I know there are many differences between men and women, but toilet paper is the one I have yet to figure out.